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I cannot find a cause for your illness...

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

Категория: Drunks (Пьяные); Blondes (Блондинки)

• What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
• The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
• An offense
• A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
• Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

• Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
• Out All Night Drinking
• One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
• A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
• Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...