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Tarzania II

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum? An elephant is grey.

What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
• A horse walks into a bar...
• An elephant...
• What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
• Beware of dog!

• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
• This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...