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The barber was finishing a haircut...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one day and started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around his ears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"

Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, you can put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has never been in a French Whorehouse!"

Then the fun began...

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• The newly divorced woman...
• Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
• Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...
• Mary was having an affair during the day while...
• A department store had to call off its special...

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office