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Why does a cow wear a bell?

Why does a cow wear a bell? Because his horns are broke!

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

• One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
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• A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
• A duck walks into a general store...
• An old lady owned two monkeys...

• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
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• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...