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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• The Missionary and the Chief
• In the midst of a veritable downpour...
• There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
• A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
• A little period

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office