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There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house with a dead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked the pimp for a whore with aids, the man knew he was young but the boy said "please mister, just give me a whore with aids, i have money thats no problem" the man was like ok "if you have the money". So the boy went in and fucked the whore and came out smiling to the man at the counter. The guy didn't understnad why he was so happy. "its a long story" the boy said. "tell me, i can wait" hte man said impaciently. "ok" the boy says "i have aids now right? well--i'll go home and screw the babysitter... she'll get aids, then my dad will come homw and screw her... he'll get aids, my dad will screw my mom...she'll get aids. Then my mom will then screw the milk man .....and he's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!"

sent by Alaine

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