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What is hard and hairy on the outside...

What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins with the letter 'c' ends with the letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in the middle?

A coconut.

Категория: Food and Drink (Еда и напитки)

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