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What is a breathanalyzer?

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool.

"Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent.

"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"

Категория: Drunks (Пьяные)

• A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...
• A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
• A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
• A real calamity
• Sign of drinking problem

• Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
• Out All Night Drinking
• One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
• A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
• Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...