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A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

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• A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
• Want some chicken?
• A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
• What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

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• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
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• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...