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Can you give me a lift?

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
• A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
• Communication problem
• Pecuniary reasons
• Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office