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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

No exit

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...

A blonde came running home to her mother...

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...

Two Tourists

I cannot find a cause for your illness...

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

A peculiar birthday card

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...

Blonde on blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

How long?

Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?

Whats a blondes favorite surgery?

She was so blond...

Judi was bored with driving her BMW...

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

Two blondes walk into a building...

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

What does a blonde say after sex?

Why do blondes use so much shampoo?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...

Buying A Bull

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...

A Blonde...

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?

How do you change a blondes mind?

A business man got on an elevator in a building...

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?

What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

How do you break a blonde's nose?

Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?