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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Divorce decision

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

A wise choice

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A lawyer named Strange died...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

Where am I, Cathy?

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A technical bastard

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

An old man was critically ill...

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A local United Way office realized that...

A precise location

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher