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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Divorce decision

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

A wise choice

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A lawyer named Strange died...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

Where am I, Cathy?

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A technical bastard

An old man was critically ill...

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A local United Way office realized that...

A precise location

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher