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What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A guy in a bar

The first client

Trial Of The Century

An airliner was having engine trouble...

The way he died

A man walks into a friend and sees...

Did you kill the victim?

45 or 82?

That was an insult

Guilty

Best advice possible

At night court, a man was brought in and set...

Being under oath

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

A guy walks into a post office...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...

What do you call an honest lawyer?

Guilty as sin

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Too good to be true

Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?

A man walked into a lawyer's office and...

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...

What is the proper weight for an attorney?

If two lawyers were drowning...

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

A really cold morning

Two attorneys went into a diner...