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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Divorce decision

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A wise choice

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A lawyer named Strange died...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

Where am I, Cathy?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A technical bastard

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

An old man was critically ill...

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

A local United Way office realized that...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A precise location

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher