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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Divorce decision

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

A wise choice

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

A tough case was being argued in court...

How are lawyers like sperm?

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

A technical bastard

A lawyer named Strange died...

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

Where am I, Cathy?

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

A local United Way office realized that...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A precise location

A guy in a bar

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher