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The Bachelor Diet

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I was in the restaurant yesterday...

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Bouquet of flowers

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Men come in three sizes...

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Alcohol vs Women

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How do you scare a man?

The first engineer calls out to the other...

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...

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