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How many honest, intelligent, caring men...

What did the man say when he walked...

Fatherly feelings

What does a man and a floor have in common?

What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?

Whats the difference between pink and purple?

One man came to gun shop...

Once some boys got together to play poker...

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

fish market

Men come in three sizes...

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...

What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Why do men take showers instead of baths?

What's the best way to kill a man?

Have you heard the one about the...

Baldness in Men

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

What do men dream of?

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Three men and a baby

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...

CHECK THE BUFFETT!

Bouquet of flowers

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...

Why are men like blenders?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...

Why do men name their penis?

His And Hers ATMs

How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?

Another costume

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...

Alcohol vs Women

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Some people are sitting in a bar...

How do you scare a man?

Which of the following lines will do a better job...