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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

This is, like, so dumb...

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine

1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.

2.Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the beaker.

3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.

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