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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:
 A dangerous job
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
A horse walks into a bar...
A Duck walks into a bar...
How do you catch an elephant?
Elephants IV
What has four legs and eight arms?
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
At an auction
Pet owners
Almost no diffenrence
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
Elephants III
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
It's so easy to milk a cow...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Tarzania II
Why don't oysters give to charity?
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
An elephant...
A gruesome murder
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Elephants VII
Good business
I like monkeys
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
Nice, but rough
Want some chicken?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
A blind man is standing at the corner...
Excerpts from the rural life
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
Elephants VIII
Why does an elephant have four feet?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do you catch a polar bear?
Tarzania
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