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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:
 A talking horse
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
A dangerous job
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
A horse walks into a bar...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Pet owners
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Snake joke
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A Duck walks into a bar...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
How do you catch a polar bear?
A gruesome murder
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Elephants VII
Excerpts from the rural life
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
Tarzania II
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
How to Catch a White Elephant
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
It's so easy to milk a cow...
How do you catch an elephant?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
A blind man is standing at the corner...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
I like monkeys
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
Good business
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
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