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 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
A dangerous job
A talking horse
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
A horse walks into a bar...
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
Snake joke
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
A Duck walks into a bar...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Pet owners
Why do gorillas have big noses?
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
A gruesome murder
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
How do you catch a polar bear?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Elephants VII
Excerpts from the rural life
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
Tarzania II
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
It's so easy to milk a cow...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How do you catch an elephant?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
I like monkeys
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
A blind man is standing at the corner...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Good business
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
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