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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Pet owners

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

A Duck walks into a bar...

A dangerous job

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Elephants IV

At an auction

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

What has four legs and eight arms?

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Elephants III

Almost no diffenrence

Why don't oysters give to charity?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A horse walks into a bar...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

How do you catch an elephant?

Tarzania II

Why do gorillas have big noses?

It's so easy to milk a cow...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

An elephant...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Want some chicken?

Excerpts from the rural life

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

I like monkeys

A gruesome murder

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Camel

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Elephants VII

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

How do you catch a polar bear?

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

Elephants VIII

Good business

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

Beware of dog!

Nice, but rough

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

What's brown and crispy on the outside...