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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

Punishment that fits the crime

The talking dog

The story with the moral

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

There were two guys walking down the street...

Elephants II

Two men were walking along the street when...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Man v. cat

At an auction

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

A Second Opinion

a duck in the shop

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Elephants VI

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

The talking dog

Almost no diffenrence

German Shepard on Golf Course

I've never understood why women love cats...

Stuttering animal

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

An elephant...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Elephants III

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Elephants IV

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?




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