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Why does a cow wear a bell?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

The Insensitive Gorilla

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Punishment that fits the crime

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Two men were walking along the street when...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Elephants II

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

There were two guys walking down the street...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

The story with the moral

Man v. cat

A Second Opinion

German Shepard on Golf Course

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

a duck in the shop

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

The talking dog

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

Elephants VI

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Stuttering animal

Snake joke

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

The talking dog

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Why did the cactus cross the road?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

I've never understood why women love cats...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

A talking horse

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?