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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Punishment that fits the crime

The talking dog

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

There were two guys walking down the street...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Elephants II

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

Two men were walking along the street when...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

At an auction

A Second Opinion

Man v. cat

Two goldfish are in a tank...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

a duck in the shop

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

The talking dog

Elephants VI

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

I've never understood why women love cats...

Stuttering animal

Almost no diffenrence

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

German Shepard on Golf Course

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

An elephant...

Elephants III

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Elephants IV

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?




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