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If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

Want some chicken?

Camel

Nice, but rough

Elephants VIII

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What does a lion call a antelope?

Elephants

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

Two guys go hunting...

Tarzania

A lusty camel

For all animal lovers out there

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Beware of dog!

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

There were two cows in a paddock...

Where do you find a no legged dog?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Bying a horse

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Persistency Act

Elephants V

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What has two legs and bleeds?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

With best intentions

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

You know why a dog licks his ass?

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

There was once a wide mouth frog...

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What's green and has wheels?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...