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I think Rover is getting a bit old...

Nice, but rough

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

A lusty camel

Elephants VIII

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

Want some chicken?

Two guys go hunting...

Camel

What does a lion call a antelope?

For all animal lovers out there

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Elephants

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Where do you find a no legged dog?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Persistency Act

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Beware of dog!

There were two cows in a paddock...

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Bying a horse

What has two legs and bleeds?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Elephants V

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

With best intentions

You know why a dog licks his ass?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

There was once a wide mouth frog...

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What's green and has wheels?

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...