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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

Tarzania

A blind man is standing at the corner...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

How to Catch a White Elephant

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

There were two cows in a paddock...

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

With best intentions

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Two guys go hunting...

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

For all animal lovers out there

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

What has two legs and bleeds?

Bying a horse

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Elephants V

Persistency Act

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Elephants

What does a lion call a antelope?

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

What's green and has wheels?

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A lusty camel

There was once a wide mouth frog...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

You know why a dog licks his ass?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?