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Beware of dog!

Camel

Where do you find a no legged dog?

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

There were two cows in a paddock...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Two guys go hunting...

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

For all animal lovers out there

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

How to Catch a White Elephant

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

Bying a horse

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

Persistency Act

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

Elephants

What has two legs and bleeds?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

What does a lion call a antelope?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

With best intentions

Elephants V

There was once a wide mouth frog...

What's green and has wheels?

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

A lusty camel

You know why a dog licks his ass?

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?




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