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A definition of God

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white." To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"

Категория: Celebrities (Знаменитости); Children (Дети); Religion and Church (Религия и церковь)

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