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Psychoanalysis

One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying. Her friend begged her to share what was wrong. "Oh, it's just terrible," she wailed. "Today the doctor told me I'm in love with my father, and. . .and. . .and you know, he's a married man!"

Категория: Medicine (Медицина); Historical Stuff (Исторические)

• A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
• Will it hurt doctor?
• There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
• My heart set...
• What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

• This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
• A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
• The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
• My heart set...
• The doctor had just completed his examination...