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Psychoanalysis

One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying. Her friend begged her to share what was wrong. "Oh, it's just terrible," she wailed. "Today the doctor told me I'm in love with my father, and. . .and. . .and you know, he's a married man!"

Категория: Medicine (Медицина); Historical Stuff (Исторические)

• Hurt my arm
• A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
• There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
• Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
• One doc operated on a person for a hernia...

• This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
• A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
• The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
• My heart set...
• The doctor had just completed his examination...