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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor. "What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event.

"I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek. "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

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