Шутки

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman. "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?" "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian." "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

Категория: Drunks (Пьяные)

• Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
• The sex talk
• A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
• A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
• A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...

• Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
• Out All Night Drinking
• One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
• A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
• Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...