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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Famous people

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

A hearty breakfast

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

Good advices

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Totally messed up

A fun game

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

An artist asked the gallery owner...

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

Tombstone Epitaph V

What is grosser than gross?

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

What is blue and sings alone?

Why cannot Santa have children?

All Jews and six Mexicans

Tombstone Epitaph IX

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

Making bets

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tombstone Epitaph VI

Silence

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

What to do

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

Voodoo

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

A story with a morale

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Now, that is disgusting!

A sign

Bad Jokes

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

New Words

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???




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