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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

A sign

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

Bad Jokes

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

Many moons

Valentine Day Story

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Why do Farts stink?

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

What's sillier

That is ONE!

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

What do elephants use for tampoons?

What is the definition of Agony?

Beware of IRS

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

The Letter D Pulls Out

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

My twenty cents

Tough job

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

There were these three morticians talking about...

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

On Jeopardy

Cheap widow

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

Diary Entries

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

Notice

If Radio Shack made toasters...

A love story