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Many moons

A sign

If K-Tel sold toasters...

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Why do Farts stink?

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Bad Jokes

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

What is the definition of Agony?

Valentine Day Story

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

What's sillier

That is ONE!

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

Beware of IRS

What do elephants use for tampoons?

Tough job

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

My twenty cents

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

There were these three morticians talking about...

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

The Letter D Pulls Out

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Cheap widow

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Diary Entries

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

If Radio Shack made toasters...

Notice

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

On Jeopardy

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

What did Adam say to Eve?

A photographer from a well known national magazine...