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Why do Farts stink?

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Making bets

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

If you want to buy marijuana...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

Now, that is disgusting!

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

Bad Jokes

A sign

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

One day the different parts of the body...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

A story with a morale

Many moons

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

What's sillier

Why cannot Santa have children?

Beware of IRS

There were these three morticians talking about...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

Diary Entries

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What do elephants use for tampoons?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

You're next

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Valentine Day Story

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

The approach of winter

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Important thoughts

What is the definition of Agony?

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

A convincing lesson

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

If...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

A love story

New Words

How do you make a hot dog stand?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...