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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What does ADIDAS stand for?

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

My twenty cents

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

The Speed of Time by Age

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

What did Adam say to Eve?

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What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

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What is the definition of Agony?

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

Not raising hogs

A hot meal

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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

How can you identify an blind pirate?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

The Fisherman

That is ONE!

What is It?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

The meaning of life

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

How do I know anything really exists?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Only in America...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

Tombstone Epitaph XV