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What did Adam say to Eve?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

Not raising hogs

Tombstone Epitaph IV

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

The approach of winter

What does ADIDAS stand for?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

How do I know anything really exists?

A convincing lesson

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

How do you make a hot dog stand?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

What is It?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

Only in America...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

How can you identify an blind pirate?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Important thoughts

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

The Fisherman

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

Tombstone Epitaph XV

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

If...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

The Speed of Time by Age

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?