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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

A love story

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

A convincing lesson

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

Not raising hogs

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

You're next

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

The approach of winter

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Tombstone Epitaph IV

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

How do I know anything really exists?

What does ADIDAS stand for?

Important thoughts

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

With all the recent talk of cloning...

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

The Fisherman

What is It?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tombstone Epitaph XV

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

If...

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

How can you identify an blind pirate?

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

The Speed of Time by Age

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?