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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?

If the NSA made toasters...

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...

The story with the moral

Eye sex

What is sicker than sick?

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...

Dumb Intercourse II

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

The blank tape

Christmas flavor

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...

Palindromes

Tombstone Epitaph VII

If god had wanted us to run around naked...

How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style

Death of Energizer Bunny

What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?

Why did the pervert cross the road?

A great new hearing aid

An abstract joke

This guy was driving down the highway...

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?

A merchant captain and several of his officers...

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?

Grant Bar and Casino

What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

A hearty breakfast

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

CHOCOLATE

Preparation for Parenthood

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

On Jeopardy

a dyslexic man walks into a...

Shoe shopping

Tombstone Epitaph V

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?

A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...

Tombstone Epitaph X

Why did the punk cross the road?

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?