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Valentine Day Story

One day the different parts of the body...

What is the definition of Agony?

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

If you want to buy marijuana...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

Many moons

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

Bad Jokes

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

On Jeopardy

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

The Letter D Pulls Out

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

Beware of IRS

Why do Farts stink?

What's sillier

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Cheap widow

Tough job

My twenty cents

That is ONE!

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Diary Entries

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

There were these three morticians talking about...

What is the definition of Agony?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

You're next

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

What do elephants use for tampoons?

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

What did Adam say to Eve?