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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

A sign

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Many moons

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

Why do Farts stink?

Bad Jokes

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Valentine Day Story

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

What is the definition of Agony?

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

Tough job

Beware of IRS

The Letter D Pulls Out

My twenty cents

What's sillier

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

That is ONE!

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

What do elephants use for tampoons?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

There were these three morticians talking about...

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Cheap widow

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Diary Entries

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

Notice

On Jeopardy

If Radio Shack made toasters...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

A convincing lesson