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A sign

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

Many moons

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Why do Farts stink?

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Bad Jokes

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Valentine Day Story

What is the definition of Agony?

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

That is ONE!

Beware of IRS

What's sillier

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

What do elephants use for tampoons?

Tough job

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

The Letter D Pulls Out

My twenty cents

There were these three morticians talking about...

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

Cheap widow

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Diary Entries

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Notice

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

What did Adam say to Eve?

On Jeopardy

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

Only in America...