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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

What is the definition of Agony?

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

A sign

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

Why do Farts stink?

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Bad Jokes

Tough job

What's sillier

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

That is ONE!

Beware of IRS

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

What is the definition of Agony?

Valentine Day Story

Cheap widow

The Letter D Pulls Out

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

Diary Entries

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

My twenty cents

Notice

What do elephants use for tampoons?

There were these three morticians talking about...

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

If Radio Shack made toasters...

What did Adam say to Eve?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A convincing lesson

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

On Jeopardy

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

A love story