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What is the definition of Agony?

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

If K-Tel sold toasters...

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

Bad Jokes

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

Many moons

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Valentine Day Story

Why do Farts stink?

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's sillier

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Beware of IRS

The Letter D Pulls Out

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

That is ONE!

What do elephants use for tampoons?

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

My twenty cents

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

What is the definition of Agony?

Tough job

There were these three morticians talking about...

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

Diary Entries

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

Cheap widow

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

On Jeopardy

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

Notice

If Radio Shack made toasters...

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

A love story