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Many moons

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...

The man walked past the armored car and hears...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A sign

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...

Why do Farts stink?

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

Bad Jokes

There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

Valentine Day Story

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...

What is the definition of Agony?

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Beware of IRS

What's sillier

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

Tough job

That is ONE!

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...

What do elephants use for tampoons?

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

The Letter D Pulls Out

My twenty cents

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

There were these three morticians talking about...

Cheap widow

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

Diary Entries

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Notice

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

On Jeopardy

What did Adam say to Eve?

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

A convincing lesson