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 What is grosser than gross?
All Jews and six Mexicans
What occurs twice in a lifetime...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
An artist asked the gallery owner...
Making bets
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
Good advices
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
Tombstone Epitaph I
A man was riding in the back of his limousine...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Famous people
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...
Why cannot Santa have children?
What is blue and sings alone?
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
Now, that is disgusting!
Totally messed up
Tombstone Epitaph IX
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Tombstone Epitaph VI
If K-Tel sold toasters...
Voodoo
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
New Words
Silence
One day the different parts of the body...
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
What would Princess Diana be doing right...
What to do
Many moons
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
Why do Farts stink?
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
What is the definition of Agony?
If you want to buy marijuana...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
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