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Grant Bar and Casino

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Another yamamma...

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

Famous people

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

Making bets

Why did the punk cross the road?

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

Why cannot Santa have children?

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

Totally messed up

All Jews and six Mexicans

Good advices

What is blue and sings alone?

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

Tombstone Epitaph I

Tombstone Epitaph IX

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

Voodoo

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

Silence

Now, that is disgusting!

What's better than roses on your piano?

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

What to do

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

Tombstone Epitaph V

New Words

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

One day the different parts of the body...

Towards and Away

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

A story with a morale

What is the definition of Agony?

If you want to buy marijuana...

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...