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A fun game

The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas

A hearty breakfast

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

An artist asked the gallery owner...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?

Making bets

Totally messed up

Why did the punk cross the road?

Tombstone Epitaph I

All Jews and six Mexicans

What is blue and sings alone?

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?

Why cannot Santa have children?

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

Good advices

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

Tombstone Epitaph IX

Voodoo

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style

What would Princess Diana be doing right...

Silence

What to do

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

What's better than roses on your piano?

What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

Now, that is disgusting!

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A story with a morale

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

A man was riding in the back of his limousine...

Tombstone Epitaph V

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

Mr.Richman has 3daughters...

Towards and Away

New Words

If you want to buy marijuana...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

One day the different parts of the body...

What is the definition of Agony?