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A love story

Not raising hogs

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

Notice

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

A convincing lesson

The approach of winter

What does ADIDAS stand for?

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

How do I know anything really exists?

What is It?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

How can you identify an blind pirate?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

The Fisherman

Important thoughts

Only in America...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

Daylight Savings Time Reform

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Tombstone Epitaph XV

If...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

The Speed of Time by Age

A hot meal