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A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

A convincing lesson

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

What is the definition of Agony?

A love story

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

Notice

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

What did Adam say to Eve?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

The Fisherman

The meaning of life

How can you identify an blind pirate?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

If Radio Shack made toasters...

My twenty cents

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

Not raising hogs

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

A hot meal

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

What is It?

What is the definition of Agony?

That is ONE!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

How do I know anything really exists?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Only in America...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?