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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

What do elephants use for tampoons?

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

My twenty cents

What does ADIDAS stand for?

If Radio Shack made toasters...

A convincing lesson

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

What is the definition of Agony?

A hot meal

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

A love story

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Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

That is ONE!

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

The approach of winter

The Speed of Time by Age

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What is It?

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How can you identify an blind pirate?

The Fisherman

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

How do I know anything really exists?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

Tombstone Epitaph XV

Only in America...