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Why is a violist like a terrorist?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

A widow was feeling rather lonely...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

What is the definition of Agony?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

On Jeopardy

You're next

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There were these three morticians talking about...

Not raising hogs

How do I know anything really exists?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A love story

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

Diary Entries

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

What is It?

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What does ADIDAS stand for?

With all the recent talk of cloning...

If...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

The approach of winter

Important thoughts

Tombstone Epitaph XV

The Fisherman

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

How can you identify an blind pirate?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

The Speed of Time by Age

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus