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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

Holiday Party Festivity Levels

What do elephants use for tampoons?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

If Radio Shack made toasters...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

A love story

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

Notice

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Important thoughts

How do I know anything really exists?

The approach of winter

How can you identify an blind pirate?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

What is It?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

The Fisherman

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

If...

Why does Barbara Bush always get on top?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

A hot meal

Tombstone Epitaph XV

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Only in America...

The Speed of Time by Age

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?