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I received a letter from my bank the other day...

How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

Not raising hogs

Only in America...

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

The approach of winter

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

Tombstone Epitaph IV

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

What is It?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

The Fisherman

What does ADIDAS stand for?

How do I know anything really exists?

Important thoughts

Tombstone Epitaph XV

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

If...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

How can you identify an blind pirate?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

The Speed of Time by Age

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?