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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

A convincing lesson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

A love story

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Not raising hogs

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

How do I know anything really exists?

The approach of winter

How do you make a hot dog stand?

You're next

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

Daylight Savings Time Reform

What does ADIDAS stand for?

Important thoughts

With all the recent talk of cloning...

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

What is It?

The Fisherman

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

Tombstone Epitaph XV

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How can you identify an blind pirate?

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

If...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

The Speed of Time by Age

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?