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What did Adam say to Eve?

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

You're next

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?

Not raising hogs

A convincing lesson

Tombstone Epitaph IV

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...

With all the recent talk of cloning...

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

How do you make a hot dog stand?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

The approach of winter

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

How do I know anything really exists?

What does ADIDAS stand for?

You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

Only in America...

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

What is It?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Important thoughts

How can you identify an blind pirate?

The Fisherman

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

A ventriloquist was driving in the country...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him...

Tombstone Epitaph XV

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts

If...

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

The Speed of Time by Age

What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?