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Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

Punishment that fits the crime

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The talking dog

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Elephants II

There were two guys walking down the street...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Man v. cat

An old lady owned two monkeys...

At an auction

Two goldfish are in a tank...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

a duck in the shop

Wife comes home to find the old man...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Elephants VI

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

A Second Opinion

German Shepard on Golf Course

I've never understood why women love cats...

The talking dog

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Stuttering animal

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Almost no diffenrence

Why did the cactus cross the road?

An elephant...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Elephants III

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Elephants IV

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...