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Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

Punishment that fits the crime

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

The talking dog

Elephants II

There were two guys walking down the street...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

Man v. cat

Two goldfish are in a tank...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

a duck in the shop

A Second Opinion

At an auction

German Shepard on Golf Course

I've never understood why women love cats...

Elephants VI

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Stuttering animal

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Why did the cactus cross the road?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

An elephant...

The talking dog

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Elephants IV

Almost no diffenrence

Elephants III

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...