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Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

Punishment that fits the crime

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

The story with the moral

The talking dog

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Elephants II

There were two guys walking down the street...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Man v. cat

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

a duck in the shop

At an auction

A Second Opinion

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

Elephants VI

German Shepard on Golf Course

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

I've never understood why women love cats...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

The talking dog

Stuttering animal

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Why did the cactus cross the road?

An elephant...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Almost no diffenrence

Elephants IV

Elephants III

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...