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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Why does a cow wear a bell?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The talking dog

Punishment that fits the crime

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

There were two guys walking down the street...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Elephants II

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

Two men were walking along the street when...

A Second Opinion

At an auction

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

Man v. cat

An old lady owned two monkeys...

The talking dog

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Elephants VI

Wife comes home to find the old man...

An elephant...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

a duck in the shop

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Almost no diffenrence

Stuttering animal

I've never understood why women love cats...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

German Shepard on Golf Course

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Elephants III

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

Elephants IV

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?