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Why does a cow wear a bell?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

The Insensitive Gorilla

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

Punishment that fits the crime

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

The story with the moral

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

The talking dog

Elephants II

There were two guys walking down the street...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

Man v. cat

Two goldfish are in a tank...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

A Second Opinion

a duck in the shop

At an auction

Elephants VI

German Shepard on Golf Course

I've never understood why women love cats...

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Wife comes home to find the old man...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Stuttering animal

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Why did the cactus cross the road?

An elephant...

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

The talking dog

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Elephants IV

Almost no diffenrence

Elephants III

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...