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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

Why does a cow wear a bell?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

The Insensitive Gorilla

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Punishment that fits the crime

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Two men were walking along the street when...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

Elephants II

The story with the moral

There were two guys walking down the street...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

Man v. cat

Two goldfish are in a tank...

The talking dog

Wife comes home to find the old man...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

German Shepard on Golf Course

A Second Opinion

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

a duck in the shop

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Elephants VI

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Stuttering animal

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

I've never understood why women love cats...

The talking dog

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

Snake joke

Elephants IV

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

A talking horse