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Why does a cow wear a bell?

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

The Insensitive Gorilla

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

Punishment that fits the crime

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Two men were walking along the street when...

Elephants II

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

The story with the moral

There were two guys walking down the street...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

Man v. cat

Wife comes home to find the old man...

The talking dog

An old lady owned two monkeys...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

German Shepard on Golf Course

A Second Opinion

a duck in the shop

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

Elephants VI

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

Stuttering animal

Snake joke

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Why did the cactus cross the road?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

The talking dog

I've never understood why women love cats...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Elephants IV

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

A talking horse

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?