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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

At an auction

A dangerous job

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

A Duck walks into a bar...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

A horse walks into a bar...

Pet owners

What has four legs and eight arms?

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

An elephant...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Almost no diffenrence

Elephants III

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Tarzania II

How do you catch an elephant?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I like monkeys

Elephants VII

A gruesome murder

Excerpts from the rural life

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Good business

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

Want some chicken?

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

Camel

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

Elephants VIII

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...