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Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:
 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A dangerous job
A Duck walks into a bar...
At an auction
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Pet owners
A horse walks into a bar...
What has four legs and eight arms?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Elephants III
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
Almost no diffenrence
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Tarzania II
Why do gorillas have big noses?
It's so easy to milk a cow...
An elephant...
How do you catch an elephant?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A gruesome murder
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
I like monkeys
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
Elephants VII
Excerpts from the rural life
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you catch a polar bear?
Want some chicken?
Camel
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
Good business
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Elephants VIII
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
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