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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

A dangerous job

A talking horse

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

Snake joke

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

A Duck walks into a bar...

What has four legs and eight arms?

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

A horse walks into a bar...

Pet owners

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A gruesome murder

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

How do you catch a polar bear?

Elephants VII

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

Excerpts from the rural life

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Tarzania II

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How to Catch a White Elephant

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

I like monkeys

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How do you catch an elephant?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

A blind man is standing at the corner...

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

Good business

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

Camel