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A dog walks into a butcher shop...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

A dangerous job

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

A talking horse

Pet owners

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

A horse walks into a bar...

How do you catch a polar bear?

A Duck walks into a bar...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Snake joke

A gruesome murder

Why do gorillas have big noses?

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

What has four legs and eight arms?

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

Excerpts from the rural life

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

How to Catch a White Elephant

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Elephants VII

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

Tarzania II

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What do you call a sleeping bull?

It's so easy to milk a cow...

A blind man is standing at the corner...

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

How do you catch an elephant?

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

I like monkeys

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

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