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 An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
A talking horse
A dangerous job
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
A Duck walks into a bar...
Snake joke
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
What has four legs and eight arms?
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
A horse walks into a bar...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
Pet owners
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why don't oysters give to charity?
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Elephants VII
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Excerpts from the rural life
A gruesome murder
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
It's so easy to milk a cow...
Tarzania II
How to Catch a White Elephant
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
I like monkeys
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
A blind man is standing at the corner...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
How do you catch an elephant?
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
Good business
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
Camel
Elephants VIII
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
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