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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

A dangerous job

A talking horse

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

Pet owners

A horse walks into a bar...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Snake joke

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

A Duck walks into a bar...

How do you catch a polar bear?

Why do gorillas have big noses?

What has four legs and eight arms?

A gruesome murder

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

Excerpts from the rural life

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Elephants VII

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

How to Catch a White Elephant

Tarzania II

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A blind man is standing at the corner...

It's so easy to milk a cow...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

How do you catch an elephant?

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

I like monkeys

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

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