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A talking horse

A dangerous job

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A Duck walks into a bar...

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

Snake joke

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

What has four legs and eight arms?

Pet owners

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

A horse walks into a bar...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

Why don't oysters give to charity?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Elephants VII

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

Excerpts from the rural life

A gruesome murder

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Tarzania II

How to Catch a White Elephant

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

I like monkeys

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

How do you catch an elephant?

A blind man is standing at the corner...

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

Good business

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

Nice, but rough

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?