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Nice, but rough

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

Want some chicken?

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

Elephants VIII

What does a lion call a antelope?

Elephants

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

Tarzania

A lusty camel

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

For all animal lovers out there

Why does an elephant have four feet?

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Beware of dog!

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

Two guys go hunting...

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

There were two cows in a paddock...

Bying a horse

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Where do you find a no legged dog?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Elephants V

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

Persistency Act

What has two legs and bleeds?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

With best intentions

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

You know why a dog licks his ass?

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

There was once a wide mouth frog...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

What's green and has wheels?

Two male flies are buzzing around...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...