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Paralyzed

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...

A recent study showed...

Childhood Diseases

I have got trouble with the wife again...

After the party, as the couple was driving home...

The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

A young couple decided to wed...

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...

An affair with the horse

The room was full of pregnant ladies...

So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...

A woman comes home...

What is the penalty for bigamy?

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

Pack your bags honey!..

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...

Some explaining...

A man answers the phone and has the following...

A jealous husband hires a private detective...

Is this really your third marriage?

Science alert

The young immigrant couple had just left the...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...

Following a bitter divorce...

Was your wife a virgin when you married?

Could you please pass...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

Marriage Anonymous

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...

Who exactly are we kidding?

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...

A woman and her lover are on the bed...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Who am I?

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

The Big Scare

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...

What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

The last request

Olympic condoms

Do clever men make good husbands?

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...