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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business...

What Trip?

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

The Ring

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...

Will the father be present during the birth?

The man approached the very beautiful woman...

Two story house

What a Woman Really Needs

Let him dig

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Indicator

Who am I?

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...

What dreams mean

Drilling is mine!

A man calls his family doctor...

Mother-in-law burial

A man was complaining to a friend...

I had it all

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...

Daddy, where did I come from?

A sad mourner

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...

A caring husband

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

What would you do if I won the lottery?

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

Repetitiveness

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...