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What a Woman Really Needs

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

A man calls his family doctor...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Indicator

What Trip?

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

Drilling is mine!

Could you please pass...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Who exactly are we kidding?

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...

Do clever men make good husbands?

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

Olympic condoms

Mother-in-law burial

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

What would you do if I won the lottery?

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...

The man approached the very beautiful woman...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

Who am I?

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

Two story house

Let him dig

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

Will the father be present during the birth?

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...

What is the difference between men and women?

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

A man was complaining to a friend...

Repetitiveness

Every damn time

Daddy, where did I come from?

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?

Perfectly healthy

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...