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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

Every damn time

Some of the myths about marriage...

Life is cruel

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

Why did God create man first?

Hope never dies

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...

If women don't fool around, and men do...

Inseparable

What did I do?

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...

Punctuation marks

Where are my pyjamas?

A little kid comes running into the backyard...

A fair offer

A painful adjustment

Six stages of married life

A change of style

There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...

How about a bridal?

It's in the Bible

A fellow in a bar notices a woman...

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...

A well laid out plan

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

Perfectly healthy

Some time after their bitter divorce...

I married Miss Right...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak...

A wife was berating her husband...

A couple have not been getting along for years...

Going Out

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...

It was their first date...

I went out with my girlfriend...

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...

A new statue for the bedroom

On their honeymoon night...

Twenty men die and go to heaven...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...

This fellow dies and goes to heaven...

mother comes to home with a man

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...