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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

Inseparable

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...

Where are my pyjamas?

If women don't fool around, and men do...

Any married man should forget his mistakes...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman...

Punctuation marks

Life is cruel

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Hope never dies

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...

What did I do?

A fair offer

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...

Why did God create man first?

A little kid comes running into the backyard...

It's in the Bible

A change of style

Six stages of married life

There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...

How about a bridal?

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

A painful adjustment

Going Out

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...

Perfectly healthy

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...

A well laid out plan

It was their first date...

The good advice

Some time after their bitter divorce...

I married Miss Right...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak...

I went out with my girlfriend...

On their wedding night the husband was so self...

A man took his wife to the doctors...

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...

A new statue for the bedroom

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...

Twenty men die and go to heaven...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...

A couple have not been getting along for years...

mother comes to home with a man