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Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

What did I do?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...

Inseparable

If women don't fool around, and men do...

Some of the myths about marriage...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

Any married man should forget his mistakes...

Hope never dies

Every damn time

Life is cruel

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

A painful adjustment

How about a bridal?

It's in the Bible

There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...

Six stages of married life

Where are my pyjamas?

A fair offer

A fellow in a bar notices a woman...

Why did God create man first?

Perfectly healthy

A change of style

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...

Punctuation marks

On their honeymoon night...

It was their first date...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

On their wedding night the husband was so self...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

I married Miss Right...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...

A farmer and his girlfriend...

Some time after their bitter divorce...

A couple have not been getting along for years...

mother comes to home with a man

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...

A Change Of Vows

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...

Going Out

A wife was berating her husband...

I went out with my girlfriend...

Bad habits

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?

A new statue for the bedroom