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This rich couple were going out for the evening...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

Six people were on a plane...

Free meat

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

The hit-and-run

Spell it

A little delusion

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

A small mixup

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

An Unusual Ailment

A guy says to a salesgirl...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

Jewish fly

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

Doing the Dishes

Ass-corked

Two guys are out hunting deer...

Doing the right thing

The third wish

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

Gimme some aspirin!

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

Ouch

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

Man and a Policeman

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...

African roulette

A strange jigsaw puzzle

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...

A state-of-the-art watch

How'd you get that black eye?