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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Barbie and G.I. Joe

A little delusion

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

An Unusual Ailment

Some explaining...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

How'd you get that black eye?

A strange jigsaw puzzle

Stolen Car

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

A small mixup

A state-of-the-art watch

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

Six people were on a plane...

Doing the Dishes

The hit-and-run

Two guys are out hunting deer...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

Gimme some aspirin!

Ass-corked

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

Free meat

Ouch

Discovering too late that a...

African roulette

A construction worker was whistling...

Ice fishing

Kind of awkward