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My name is Brown

Spell it

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

Jewish fly

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

A guy says to a salesgirl...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

Doing the right thing

Six people were on a plane...

The hit-and-run

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

Free meat

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

An Unusual Ailment

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

A small mixup

The third wish

Two guys are out hunting deer...

Ass-corked

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

Doing the Dishes

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

A state-of-the-art watch

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

Gimme some aspirin!

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

How'd you get that black eye?

Stolen Car

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...

Man and a Policeman

Ouch

A construction worker was whistling...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

A strange jigsaw puzzle

African roulette