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A little delusion

Over the counter

Card games

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Spell it

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

A guy says to a salesgirl...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

Free meat

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...

The hit-and-run

An Unusual Ailment

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

Doing the Dishes

Six people were on a plane...

Ass-corked

Two guys are out hunting deer...

A small mixup

The third wish

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

Once upon a time a man was walking down...

A state-of-the-art watch

How'd you get that black eye?

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

Stolen Car

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...

Gimme some aspirin!

Man and a Policeman

A strange jigsaw puzzle

A construction worker was whistling...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...

Ouch

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

African roulette