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Situations (Ситуации) — в порядке популярности:

Hair spray

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...

A perfect choice

An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...

Buy me bras!

Like to screw?

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...

A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...

Strategy

Ten pounds of pride

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...

A woman strode angrily into the large...

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...

There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...

Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...

The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...

A dancing duck

Over the counter

Everybody's doing it

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...

Jewish fly

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...

A rookie police officer was assigned...

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...

This rich couple were going out for the evening...

Can you give me a lift?

The Missionary and the Chief

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...

A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...

A city boy was visiting the country and...

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

Card games

Spell it

A guy says to a salesgirl...

A wild party

Doing the right thing

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...

The third wish




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