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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

The people are waiting

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male...

The Barber Shop

Silent treatment

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

Is this her first?..

Really torrid honeymoon

A dubious remedy

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

A girl and an elephant

Ballroom please!

Jealousy

Naming the kids

A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

The barber was finishing a haircut...

A fortune teller

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...

A closer call

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

A guy is stranded on an island with only a...

Two men were walking through the woods when...

Communication problem

Forget your daughter...

Peanuts

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

I HAD A BAD DAY

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...

A woman selling apples in New York...

The other day my house caught fire...

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...

The three wishes

The Young Mans Big Mouth

You tell me!

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

On a very cold winter night...

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...

A little town had a high birth rate that...

A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...