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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...

A dubious remedy

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

The Barber Shop

The people are waiting

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

Silent treatment

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male...

Naming the kids

Is this her first?..

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

Really torrid honeymoon

Jealousy

Ballroom please!

A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

A girl and an elephant

An old lady owned two monkeys...

The barber was finishing a haircut...

A fortune teller

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

A guy is stranded on an island with only a...

A closer call

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

Two men were walking through the woods when...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

Peanuts

I HAD A BAD DAY

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

The other day my house caught fire...

Communication problem

Forget your daughter...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...

A woman selling apples in New York...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...

The three wishes

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...

You tell me!

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

The Young Mans Big Mouth

On a very cold winter night...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...

A little town had a high birth rate that...

Hair spray