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Situations (Ситуации) — в порядке популярности:

A man spoke frantically into the phone...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male...

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

Is this her first?..

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

Really torrid honeymoon

An old lady owned two monkeys...

A girl and an elephant

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

Jealousy

The Barber Shop

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

You're not going to believe this!

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

Silent treatment

Naming the kids

A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

Ballroom please!

Forget your daughter...

A fortune teller

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

A dubious remedy

A guy is stranded on an island with only a...

The barber was finishing a haircut...

Two men were walking through the woods when...

A closer call

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

The other day my house caught fire...

Communication problem

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...

You tell me!

On a very cold winter night...

A woman selling apples in New York...

The Young Mans Big Mouth

Peanuts

The three wishes

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...

A girl called the police department and reported that...

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

I HAD A BAD DAY

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...

Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...

A perfect choice