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Situations (Ситуации) — в порядке популярности:

A man spoke frantically into the phone...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male...

Is this her first?..

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...

Really torrid honeymoon

A girl and an elephant

Jealousy

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

The Barber Shop

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

A man walks into a jewellers shop...

Naming the kids

Silent treatment

You're not going to believe this!

A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

A fortune teller

Forget your daughter...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

Ballroom please!

A dubious remedy

A guy is stranded on an island with only a...

The barber was finishing a haircut...

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...

Two men were walking through the woods when...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...

A closer call

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

Communication problem

The other day my house caught fire...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...

A woman selling apples in New York...

You tell me!

On a very cold winter night...

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...

Peanuts

A girl called the police department and reported that...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...

The Young Mans Big Mouth

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

The three wishes

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...

I HAD A BAD DAY

Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...

A perfect choice