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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...

Going further

Pray hard

A 70-year-old man has never been married...

Their true intention

Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

What is the Australian for foreplay?

The absolved

Forgot to pedal

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

The definition of kinky sex

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm...

Sister Margaret died...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

The aged patient doddered into...

This man got his prescription for Viagra...

Why is 88 better than 69?

What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...

What was the First Commandment?

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

What is a yankee?

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Confessions

What is white and flies across the sky?

How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...

An elderly man goes into a brothel...

An irresolvable problem

A truck driver breaks down and...

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...

Nauseous sex

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...

This is horny!

37 mating positions

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?

Three Chinese daughters




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