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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...

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Pray hard

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Their true intention

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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

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An elderly man goes into a brothel...

Forgot to pedal

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This man got his prescription for Viagra...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The aged patient doddered into...

The absolved

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

Stuck orgasm

The definition of kinky sex

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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

Sister Margaret died...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

Confessions

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

37 mating positions

Why is 88 better than 69?

Nauseous sex

An irresolvable problem

This is horny!

GIRL'S CONFESSION

Three Chinese daughters

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?

A truck driver breaks down and...

What is a yankee?

A peculiar birthday card




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