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A horny young man went to a brothel...

The absolved

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...

What is the Australian for foreplay?

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...

Their true intention

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...

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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

The aged patient doddered into...

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

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Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Pray hard

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Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

What is a yankee?

The definition of kinky sex

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

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Confessions

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...

Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?

This man got his prescription for Viagra...

Forgot to pedal

Sister Margaret died...

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A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

What is white and flies across the sky?

What was the First Commandment?

Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

A truck driver breaks down and...

Three Chinese daughters

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

Nauseous sex

An irresolvable problem

Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...

What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

This is horny!

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...

The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...