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Two nuns are walking down an alley...

The right rhythm

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How long?

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A novel idea

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Proffessional Terms II

The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

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The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...

A small mistake

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Birth control

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The Big Horse Race

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...

Bra sizes

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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate...

Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...

The wrong definition

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

Why do they put strings on tampons?

Best kind of sex

What is white and streaks across the sky?

Sneezing orgasms

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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

The wife of an older man is distraught...

Who's got a bigger crotch?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Anomaly or...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

Household items

What Not to Name Your Dog

Course of action

A guy steps into an elevator and...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Time to quit

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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?




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