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A cure for a headache

I read last week...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

What's the definition of a real loser?

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

What kind of Bees...

A mother-daughter conversation

What's a real mate?

The art of foreplay

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

Definition of bad lover

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Husband: Want a quickie?

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

A substitute for women

A fair price

There was a young girl called Anna...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

Flavoured condoms

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

Tough job

Those clothes are very becoming on you

A young couple got married, and in their family...

Mysterious picture

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

Which of the following does not belong?

Do you smoke after sex?

One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

Ghost sex

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

It just kills my appetite

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Kiss me...yeah!

Twice a day

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...