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Do you know why it's called sex?

The art of foreplay

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Tough job

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

The Australian way

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

A substitute for women

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

I read last week...

Flavoured condoms

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

A man, being on top of a woman...

Which of the following does not belong?

Ghost sex

Five fingers

A fair price

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

Definition of bad lover

Wrong card

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

Kiss me...yeah!

What kind of Bees...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

A mother-daughter conversation

How does a women hold her liquor?

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

Mysterious picture

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

Do you smoke after sex?

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Husband: Want a quickie?

There was a young girl called Anna...

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

Those clothes are very becoming on you

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

Excuse TO smoke

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?




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