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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

Five fingers

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

What kind of Bees...

A wonderful exercise

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

A young couple got married, and in their family...

A substitute for women

No children yet

Tough job

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

Kiss me...yeah!

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Which of the following does not belong?

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

I read last week...

Definition of bad lover

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

A fair price

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

Ghost sex

A cure for a headache

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?

Mysterious picture

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

The Australian way

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

The Seven Dwarfs

Want some of this?

Excuse TO smoke

How do you clean a condom?

Those clothes are very becoming on you

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?