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What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

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A few questions and answers

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Paying Rent

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Necking

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

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Ring, ring!

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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

A vicious circle

A proper name

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Lightbulbs for dinner

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