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Birth of a Candy Bar

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Necking

A proper name

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A guy is screwing a great looking blonde...

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What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

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A few questions and answers

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

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Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...

When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

Lightbulbs for dinner

Man who goes to sleep with sex...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

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What do you do in case of fallout?

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Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...

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What is the difference between hard and light?

Different Treatments

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The common symptoms of swine flu

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

Paying Rent

How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

How do they do it?

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...