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What is pink and moist and split in the middle?

An irresolvable problem

A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...

Final wish

Armando asks...

Love handles

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

Homework

What the difference between true love and herpes?

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

A question for Bill Clinton

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

What is a yankee?

Three wishes

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A yard sale

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

You can come out now

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

Marital Sex

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

After working together for a while...

What is the definition of a virgin?

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

A novel idea

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Proffessional Terms II

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

Two bikers were talking at a bar...