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A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What's an Australian kiss?

A peculiar birthday card

Final wish

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

Armando asks...

A yard sale

Golf in the Bedroom

Love handles

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

A question for Bill Clinton

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Homework

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Three wishes

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Marital Sex

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

You can come out now

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

There was a young man in the Air Force...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

What is the definition of a virgin?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

Three guys are discussing women...

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

The right rhythm

A small mistake

Saving up for 60 years

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...