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Three Chinese daughters

What's an Australian kiss?

Final wish

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

What the difference between true love and herpes?

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

A yard sale

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

Armando asks...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

A peculiar birthday card

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

Love handles

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Golf in the Bedroom

There was a young man in the Air Force...

GIRL'S CONFESSION

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

Three wishes

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Homework

Three guys are discussing women...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

You can come out now

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Two nuns are walking down an alley...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

A question for Bill Clinton

Marital Sex

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

A small mistake

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...