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What the difference between true love and herpes?

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

A yard sale

What's an Australian kiss?

Final wish

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...

Armando asks...

What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Homework

Golf in the Bedroom

Love handles

There was a young man in the Air Force...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...

A peculiar birthday card

Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?

You can come out now

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation...

What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...

Three wishes

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Three guys are discussing women...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Two bikers were talking at a bar...

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

A question for Bill Clinton

Marital Sex

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...

Saving up for 60 years

Why does a dog lick his balls?

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

For me, penises are a hobby...