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Those clothes are very becoming on you

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Appropriate punishment

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If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

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One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

A mother-daughter conversation

Why is sex like money in the bank?

A vicious circle

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How is pubic hair like parsley?

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

Tough job

Definition of bad lover

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

Mysterious picture

Excuse TO smoke

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

No children yet

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

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A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

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This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

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One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?