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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...

It was a somber day in Disney land...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

Lightbulbs for dinner

Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

Ring, ring!

How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?

Why do bankers make great lovers?

Why are women like snow flakes?

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?

Appropriate punishment

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...

What do people do for fun on Halloween?

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

Know the difference

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...

How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?

Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?

How do you get Visual Aids?

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...

What's a real mate?

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...

A vicious circle

A wonderful exercise

No children yet

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

Social Security Sex

Why is sex like money in the bank?

A cure for a headache

A young girl is speaking with her father...

Did you know Sex is a crime?

A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking...

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

What's the definition of a real loser?

Back in the good ole days in Texas...

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

Do you know why it's called sex?

The art of foreplay

The Australian way