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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

A guy's fingering his girlfriend...

Safe to appear

A young girl had not been feeling well...

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...

There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...

Old Chinese proverb

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

The horny midget found that the best way...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

I tried phone sex once...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...

Play doctor

A guy rings work and says...

A Girl Scout troop leader...

Traditions

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms?

Every precaution

Happens all the time

The definition of amnesia

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

Sexually active

What's the most active muscle in a woman?

A young lady had just visited her doctor...

A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...

Taking measures

Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...

A man comes to a doctor and...

There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...

A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...

What is the definition of an overbite?

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...

CONDOMINIUM

What is green and smells like pig?

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...

Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...

Necking

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

There's a fire at the whorehouse...

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...




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