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How is sex like air?

How do you make love to a fat girl?

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...

So one sperm says to the other...

What's the definition of virginity?

The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...

Get some of this

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...

What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...

What am I?

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

So the elephant says to the naked man...

What is the Definition of Agony?

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl...

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?

If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...

Almost celibate

These two sperm were swimming around...