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A new contraceptive

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?

How is sex like air?

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...

What's the definition of virginity?

So one sperm says to the other...

The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

Get some of this

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...

How do you know you're leading a sad life?

What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...

What am I?

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

So the elephant says to the naked man...

What is the Definition of Agony?

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl...

How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?

If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...

Almost celibate

These two sperm were swimming around...