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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...

Family sex

While attending a spelling session in school one day...

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...

It had taken him several months, but the executive...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...

A young teenager comes home from school...

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...

Mary was having an affair during the day while...

An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...

A policeman was patrolling near midnight...

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Suffering

A horse and a rabbit

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

A blind guy goes into a whore house...

A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

A little girl came running into the house crying...

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...

A penis study

Biology Class

Father of my children

Nearsightedness

Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...

A husband and wife were out playing golf...

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...

Playtonic relationship

How does Herpes leave the hospital?

What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...

Cold Hands

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...

Rabbi's anniversary present

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Stuck orgasm

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

On a very cold night...

In jail...

What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...

What is the most insensitive part of a penis?

A reason for break-up

A 70-year-old man has never been married...




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