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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Tough job

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

What's a real mate?

A man, being on top of a woman...

I read last week...

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

The art of foreplay

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

Flavoured condoms

Five fingers

A fair price

A substitute for women

Which of the following does not belong?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

Definition of bad lover

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

Husband: Want a quickie?

Wrong card

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

A mother-daughter conversation

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Ghost sex

How does a women hold her liquor?

Excuse TO smoke

Mysterious picture

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...

Do you smoke after sex?

There was a young girl called Anna...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

A young couple got married, and in their family...

Those clothes are very becoming on you

Kiss me...yeah!

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

What kind of Bees...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

What is the best thing about a blow job?