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Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...

Social Security Sex

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

A substitute for women

A wonderful exercise

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

No children yet

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

Tough job

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

What kind of Bees...

A young couple got married, and in their family...

Definition of bad lover

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

Which of the following does not belong?

Kiss me...yeah!

I read last week...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

Ghost sex

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

A cure for a headache

A fair price

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Those clothes are very becoming on you

Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

The newly married man came home from work...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

When I was growing up I used to lick all...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

Mysterious picture

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...