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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

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Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

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What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

A mother-daughter conversation

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

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Ghost sex

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

Five fingers

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The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

Definition of bad lover

Which of the following does not belong?

A fair price

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

The Australian way

How does a women hold her liquor?

I read last week...

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

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Wrong card

The newly married man came home from work...

Excuse TO smoke

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

Mysterious picture

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

There was a young girl called Anna...

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Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

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