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John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

A young couple got married, and in their family...

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...

A man, being on top of a woman...

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

A cure for a headache

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

Tough job

A wonderful exercise

A mother-daughter conversation

Kiss me...yeah!

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

Flavoured condoms

A substitute for women

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

What kind of Bees...

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

Five fingers

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Ghost sex

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Definition of bad lover

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

Which of the following does not belong?

A fair price

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

The Australian way

How does a women hold her liquor?

I read last week...

Those clothes are very becoming on you

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

The newly married man came home from work...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

Wrong card

Excuse TO smoke

Mysterious picture

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

There was a young girl called Anna...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

What is the best thing about a blow job?

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...