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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

Tough job

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Five fingers

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...

A man, being on top of a woman...

A substitute for women

Which of the following does not belong?

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

I read last week...

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

Flavoured condoms

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

A fair price

Definition of bad lover

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Ghost sex

Wrong card

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

A young couple got married, and in their family...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

Mysterious picture

Do you smoke after sex?

How does a women hold her liquor?

Husband: Want a quickie?

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

A mother-daughter conversation

What kind of Bees...

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

Kiss me...yeah!

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

There was a young girl called Anna...

Those clothes are very becoming on you

Excuse TO smoke

One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...