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Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

A wonderful exercise

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...

Which of the following does not belong?

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

The Australian way

Tough job

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

A fair price

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A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

Ghost sex

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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...

Definition of bad lover

When I was growing up I used to lick all...

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

2 men

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...

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I read last week...

John pulled over the car by the side of the road...

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Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

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Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

A cure for a headache

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One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

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What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

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