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Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...

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How does a women hold her liquor?

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Which of the following does not belong?

Five fingers

Definition of bad lover

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A fair price

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The Australian way

Excuse TO smoke

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There was a young girl called Anna...

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Wrong card

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