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Do you know why it's called sex?

The art of foreplay

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Tough job

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...

An old sailor goes to a brothel...

The Australian way

What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

A substitute for women

The new hooker had just finished her first trick...

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...

What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball?

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed...

Flavoured condoms

I read last week...

A man, being on top of a woman...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...

Which of the following does not belong?

Ghost sex

Five fingers

A fair price

How do you know when you have a serious overbite?

A woman walks into her accountant's office and...

Wrong card

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...

Definition of bad lover

Kiss me...yeah!

Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?

What kind of Bees...

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...

How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?

A mother-daughter conversation

How does a women hold her liquor?

Do you smoke after sex?

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

Mysterious picture

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

There was a young girl called Anna...

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

Husband: Want a quickie?

What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

Those clothes are very becoming on you

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

Excuse TO smoke