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How do you clean a condom?

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There was a young girl called Anna...

The newly married man came home from work...

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...

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When I was growing up I used to lick all...

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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

Wrong card

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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

How do you make love to a fat girl?

Take her apart!

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

Do you smoke after sex?

One neighbor says to the other...

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What is another term for cunnilingus?

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

Husband: Want a quickie?

Twice a day

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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...

Not enough time to tell

What is green and eats nuts?

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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

Heated passions

twenty eight year olds

What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?

Why is pubic hair curly?

Do you know what a Yankee is?

How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

Poetic justice

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

It just kills my appetite

How is pubic hair like parsley?

What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?

Two men are discussing the age old question...

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?