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The Seven Dwarfs

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What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...

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The newly married man came home from work...

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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

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Heated passions

Want some of this?

Excuse TO smoke

What is green and eats nuts?

Wrong card

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There was a young girl called Anna...

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

What do jello and a woman have in common?

Take her apart!

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

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Not enough time to tell

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Twice a day

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Poetic justice

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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

The seven dwarves were in Rome...

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...

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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...

twenty eight year olds

How is pubic hair like parsley?

It just kills my appetite

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

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Two men are discussing the age old question...