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Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

Poetic justice

A husky foreigner, looking for sex...

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

Take her apart!

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?

The newly married man came home from work...

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It just kills my appetite

Twice a day

The seven dwarves were in Rome...

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...

One neighbor says to the other...

How is pubic hair like parsley?

What is green and eats nuts?

Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...

Do you know what a Yankee is?

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

How do you clean a condom?

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

2 men

A new contraceptive

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

The Seven Dwarfs

Why is pubic hair curly?

What do jello and a woman have in common?

Two men are discussing the age old question...

When I was growing up I used to lick all...

How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

Not enough time to tell

twenty eight year olds

So one sperm says to the other...

How is sex like air?

Different sex outcomes

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What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?