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What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

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Want some of this?

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Poetic justice

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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

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The seven dwarves were in Rome...

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The blind daters had really hit it off and...

It just kills my appetite

What is green and eats nuts?

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

One neighbor says to the other...

Do you know what a Yankee is?

How do you clean a condom?

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

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Twice a day

The Seven Dwarfs

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

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Two men are discussing the age old question...

Not enough time to tell

Heated passions

Different sex outcomes

2 men

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

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So one sperm says to the other...

When I was growing up I used to lick all...

twenty eight year olds

A new contraceptive

How is sex like air?

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...