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One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

Husband: Want a quickie?

Want some of this?

What is the difference between condoms and coffins?

Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room...

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

Poetic justice

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...

The newly married man came home from work...

What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?

How is pubic hair like parsley?

How do you clean a condom?

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...

When I was growing up I used to lick all...

Not enough time to tell

How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?

The blind daters had really hit it off and...

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...

What is green and eats nuts?

Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...

What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?

Take her apart!

The seven dwarves were in Rome...

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...

It just kills my appetite

Do you know what a Yankee is?

One neighbor says to the other...

Twice a day

Two men are discussing the age old question...

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

The young lady admired the watch in the store window...

2 men

What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

The Seven Dwarfs

What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?

Why is pubic hair curly?

Heated passions

A new contraceptive

twenty eight year olds

What do jello and a woman have in common?

Different sex outcomes

So one sperm says to the other...

How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...